Beste movie quotes ?

[J.A.F._Doorhof]

Wat is jouw favouriete ?

Voor mij:

Uit de Simpsons:
You have 48 hours to get the money, and to let you know we serieus you now only have 24.

Of uit TNG:
Something is only impossible as long as it's not possible, so get to work on it.

MvrGr.
Frank

[Vincent]

Deze was wel te verwachten

"Some rules can be bend, Others can be broken"

Morpheus In The Matrix

[patrick_vdb]

Favoriete movie-quotes....niet zozeer van "welke is nou mijn favoriete quote" maar eerder van "welke schiet mij nu te binnen ".

American Beauty

look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here


Mvrgr

Patrick

[Johan Van Gompel]

Wat is jouw favouriete ?

Niet echt een quote (subtitles bij de intro van My Wife is a Gangster):

"There is a legend in our organisation. Things got bad - but no match for Big Brother. It was art in motion. Bruce Lee would have been ashamed."

En verder nog deze:

"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
"I shouldn't eat thee, but... hmm, sacrilicious" - Homer, The Simpsons

[Grindtegel]

Om in de Homer trend te blijven:

" DOH! "

iedere keer als Homer dat roept lig ik weer in een deuk

[Adamski]

ik doe hem even uit mijn hoofd (film ligt bij mijn ouders) vergeef me dus een klein foutje  

Southpark over een vrouw:

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.......

geweldig!!!

Groet,
Jacco

[B. Kuiper]

Deze uit blackhawk down...

Sir, the're firing on us.......well SHOOT BACK

of deze uit Heartbreak ridge......

What the hell was that?That's an AK47 assault weapon, it makes a very distinctive sound when fired and it's the preferred weapon of our enemies Sir It does sound distinctive now doesn't it....

[Selmar_Cleef]

Ooohh, aaahhh! That's how it always starts, but later on there's running and screaming. Jurassic Park: The Lost World

[dENDen]

photo quote

Blijft voor mij een die niet gaat vervelen!! Leuk ook om eens af en toe zelf te gebruiken!  Op de juiste momenten dan, stil in je hoofd.

dD.

[MrPink]

Op de juiste momenten dan, stil in je hoofd.

Anders wordt het daarna wat minder stil...na het contact van hand op gezicht.

Dan is het ook eigenlijk een soort van:
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." - Tyler Durden in Fight Club

Groetjes,
Oscar

[J.A.F._Doorhof]

Ok, uit Dog-Soldiers.

"My guts are hanging out"
"Don't worry we are putting them back in"
"They won't fit"
"Oh yes the will, we stuff it in there"

Of zoiets, very funny.

MvrGr.
Frank

[Lynxxx]

Ni!
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail

Excuse me? Where are you taking us?
 Mexico..
What's in Mexico?
 Mexicans

"Now let's kill that fucking band"

- From Dusk Till Dawn

"That only gave me a hard one"
 - House 3

"UNLEASSSSHH THE FUUUURYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
  - Road Trip

"Euhm, how bout NO, Scott?"
 - MIke Myers, Austin Powers

"Pretty please, with sugar on top.. clean the fucking car"
- the Wolf, Pulp Fiction

"Look who's here, motherfuckin charlie bronson!"
True Romance

[J.A.F._Doorhof]

"Groovy" - Bruce Campbell
"Shop smart shop S-mart" - Bruce Campbell.
"This only gone hurt....alot" - Uit Angel

Of een geniaal stukje uit Assault on Dome 4 (Bruce Campbell)
"Can I give you a hand"
"yes, please"
En als klap op de vuurpijl wordt er een hand gegeven die een klein kwartier daarvoor is afgehakt.

MvrGr.
Frank

[Grindtegel]

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny !"

Jack Nicolson in The Shining

[Özkan]

Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

[J.A.F._Doorhof]

Aaargh helemaal vergeten:

"Oh my GOD they killed Kenny......"
"This movie has raptured my fragile little mind...."

Southpark.

Greetings,
Frank

[Robbo]

Uit Austin Powers:



Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of these wet
clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all
day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could
do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
motel room.

[Raymen]

Uit another 48hr:

Ohh baby your not fat,your just a ho`lota of woman.

of zoiets

mvrg,
raymen

[patrick_vdb]

Uit Austin Powers:

Deze films zijn een aaneenschakeling van geweldige quote's

Hier nog een uit "The Spy Who Shagged Me":

"Felicity Shagwell. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation."

Mvrgr

Patrick

[Face]

Hannibal:

Misschien later Clarice, ik heb vanavond een vriend te eten.



(nee nee nee, niet ingesproken door Frans van Dunschoten )

[MrPink]

Dan vind ik die van Silence o/t Lambs toch leuker:
"I do wish we could chat longer but, I'm having an old friend for dinner..."

Groetjes,
Oscar

[blue-eyes]

Uit The Two Towers:

Ach die kan ik hier niet zeggen, komt nog wel

p.s. Gaat over Gimli en gooien

[Spacebass]

Waarom niet, je "spoiled" er niets mee, mensen die hem nog niet gezien hebben weten echt niet wat je bedoeld als je 'Don' tell the Elf' zegt  
Erger nog, ze zullen aan je berichtje denken als ze de film zien  

(Jonckvrouwe)
 "Kiss me quick"....
(Woody)
 "Where is your quick?"

uit :

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (but never deared to ask)

[blue-eyes]

zo is het een leuk raadspelletje, maar ja, de eerste de beste heeft hem al

Zitten wel meer leuke uitspraken van Gimli in de film, alleen de humor van Gimli is al een reden om de film te gaan kijken, alhoewel ik dat persoonlijk als een leuk extraatje zie

Trow me........ But don't tell the Elf  

Ach, niet echt de beste quote, maar wel een leuke om te onthouden.

[Face]

Goh Pink,

Ik denk dat we hetzelfde bedoelen, maar hij moest er gewoon bij.