Mooie film quotes / oneliners

[Dirc]

Wat is jullie favoriete film quote / wat zijn jullie favoriete quotes?

[screamhouse]

Reservoir Dogs - Stukje over Madonna's Like a Virgin

[Dirc]

Sorry, bedoelde oneliners.

Ik zal van favoriete even "mooie" makenb:

Magda: "He suggests a trade. The egg for your life."
Bond: "Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?"

[roland p]

It's too bad she won't live but then again, who does - Blade Runner

[CZ79]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Apocalypse Now

[screamhouse]

"Monday, Tuesday, THURSDAY, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday" (The Godfather)

[modde239]

 "Go on punk, make my day".....(Dirty Harry) Clintje....

[SV..S]

"Go on punk, make my day".....(Dirty Harry) Clintje....

zo'n mooie oneliner moet je natuurlijk wel goed quoten;
go ahead punk......

[Erik]

i'll be back (wie kent deze niet )

[misteranderson]

Oeh... Ahh... That's how it always starts... Later there's running and screaming.. - Jurassic Park The Lost World

[Xstream]

Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing out load] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause, confused] No! 

Uit Happy Gilmore, hilarische scene

[squeek]

Oeh... Ahh... That's how it always starts... Later there's running and screaming.. - Jurassic Park The Lost World

I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Apocalypse Now

die zijn goed ja.

[squeek]

Ik moest daarnet plots aan deze denken  :

Dillinger : what's new in flynn....I mean, encom OS12?
CEO :  .....This year they put a 12 on the box!

Hilarisch droog gezegd in Tron legacy

[ivw]

Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing out load] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause, confused] No! 

Uit Happy Gilmore, hilarische scene

Deze is super ja. Die naam ook alleen al (shooter mcgavin) 

Maar tony montana uit scarface is de absolute koning van de oneliners!

Twee favorieten:

"I kill people for money, but you're my friend, I kill you for nothing"

en

"I always tell the truth, even when I'm lying"

[Xstream]

Reservoir dogs heeft ook mooie, sowieso die hele begin scene over tips geven of niet vind ik al geweldig Stukje:

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

Deze bedoelt screamhouse denk ik
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Blonde: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
etc ...

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

Mr. Pink: He seems okay now, but he was crazy in the store.
Mr. White: This is what he was doing.
[mimics randomly shooting innocent bystanders]
Mr. White: Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.
Mr. Blonde: Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm - they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive.
Mr. White: [clapping] My fucking hero.
Mr. Blonde: [taking a bow] Thanks.
Mr. White: That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
Mr. Blonde: I don't like alarms, Mr. White

[Etiennevh]

It's so Fluffy!! - Despicable me

Too bad, ur gonna die! - Swordfish

Legolas and Gimli counting their kills - LOTR

And then scène - Dude wheres my car

[Richard70…]

Hasta la vista Baby.....Van?

[MarkD]

Blade Runner: All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
The Godfather: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
The Big Lebowski: You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man/Shut the fuck up, Donny/Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[dronebone]

Dark city:

1)
   John Murdoch: Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?
   Taxi Driver: You're kidding! Me and the Mrs. spent our honeymoon there. All you gotta do is take Main Street West to... or is it the Cross... You know, that's funny, I can't remember if it's Main Street West or the Crosstown.

2)
   Mr. Wall: Do not fret, Anna. I will give you some more pretty things soon.
   Emma Murdoch: I'm not Anna.
   Mr. Wall: You will be soon, yes.

Je moet de film natuurlijk gezien hebben om de quote in bold te snappen.

[dronebone]

Tron Legacy

De manier hoe hij zegt "and then ... one day ... I got in"

[Multimediaknaller]

[Xstream]

Tron Legacy

De manier hoe hij zegt "and then ... one day ... I got in"

Sowieso is die soundtack kick ass Dat maakte, samen met de visuals, echt de film voor me (ook wel Daft Punk fan ). Dan is alles ineens geloofwaardiger, terwijl als je er wat meer op in gaat .... "Clusters of information" etc ... Tis allemaal zo abstact en onzinnig als wat, maar wel cool Tron2 deed 't allemaal net goed voor mij

[Gerbrand]

Apollo 13:
Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.

omdat het authentiek is en de onderkoeldheid van de astronauten goed weergeeft.

Verder, natuurlijk een Yoda quote (Star Wars):
Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'

En uit The Matrix:
There is no spoon.

Gerbrand

[Tube-freak]

Analyze that:

Paul Vitti:

I've been singing "West Side Story" songs for three fuckin' days, I'm half a fag already!

[modde239]

Klassieker:

"Luke, may the force be with you"....(Star Wars).