Mooie film quotes / oneliners

[Tube-freak]

Misschien wel handig als mensen erbij vertellen uit welke film de quote komt en vooral als je quotes uit verschillende films in een reactie zet.

[Zaagstra]

Nog een paar juweeltjes uit Silence of the Lambs :

"It puts the lotion in the basket..."
"Ready when you are, sergeant Pembry."
"I'm having an old friend over for dinner."

Walter Zed

[Bas Akkerman]

Nog een paar juweeltjes uit Silence of the Lambs :

"It puts the lotion in the basket..."
"Ready when you are, sergeant Pembry."
"I'm having an old friend over for dinner."

Walter Zed

Die tweede wil ik nog wel eens roepen als iemand me vraagt of ik ergens klaar voor ben.

[Tube-freak]

behoorlijk foute quote maar wel ontzettend grappig in de juiste context.

School of Rock (2003)
Dewey Finn:  My name is Dewey Finn  and no I am not a licenced teacher but I have been touched by your kids and I am pretty sure I have touched Them.......

[Tube-freak]

Uit de Series Seinfeld waar George met zijn moeder zit te lunchen die net van haar man af is.

George: "I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture."
Estelle: "I'm out there, George."
George: "You're not out there."
Estelle:  "I am too."
George: "You're not out there. You can't be because I am out there. And if I see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electro-shock me back into coherence."

[Nelisje]

Jullie vergeten toch wel de beste quote OOIT.

So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. You're dicks have driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a women. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

[HD] Snatch: Replica vs Desert Eagle .50

[Tube-freak]

Uit welke fim komt die quote, ik kan geen youtube ontvangen hier namelijk dus ik heb geen flauw idee waar je het over hebt.

[Zaagstra]

Uit welke fim komt die quote, ik kan geen youtube ontvangen hier namelijk dus ik heb geen flauw idee waar je het over hebt.

"Snatch!" Briljante film die één en al one-liner is. Een van mijn favorieten!

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"
"It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it."

Etc. etc. etc. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/quotes

Walter Zed

[Xstream]

"Snatch!" Briljante film die één en al one-liner is. Een van mijn favorieten!

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"
"It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it."

Etc. etc. etc. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/quotes

Walter Zed

Vond 'm zelf niet zo sterk. Dat kwam met name omdat ik Lock Stock al had gezien en ik daardoor Snatch niet los kon zien hiervan, behalve een soort van slappe re-do. Tis gewoon 't zelfde concept maar dan iets anders ingevuld, met veelal dezelfde of mindere acteurs (de Amerikanen). Daardoor was de film niet geloofwaardig voor mij en krijg je een beetje "pretentieus" en goedkoop gevoel erbij. Maar misschien is 't als je Snatch eerst zag 't wel andersom. Kvind Lock Stock zelf toch wel beduidend beter, al is 't alleen al omdat die eerder en dus origineler was.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120735/

[Zaagstra]

Maar misschien is 't als je Snatch eerst zag 't wel andersom.

Goh, hoe raadt je dat zo? ;-). Hoewel ik Lock, Stock etc. niet slecht vond.

Walter Zed

[VlisChris]

Wow. I just had the craziest dream ever!
Uhm, you know your driving, right?

Reno 911

[Etiennevh]

Lord of the Rings:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

- Bilbo's speech op zijn verjaardag.

We have agreed that you are no orcs - broeraroem

- De "Ents" na uren wachten

[LittleNinja]

Victim: "How would it feel of I take of the mask?"
Villain: "It would be extremely painfull.."
Victim: "But you're a big guy.."
Villain: "For you!"

[jowi]

Als Silvio (Steven Van Zandt, o.a. van Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band) in The Soprano's een scene uit The Godfather naspeelt : Just when i thought i was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!

[Tube-freak]

in de film The big lebowski.  de cowboy en " the dude"  zitten aan de bar.

Cowboy: there is one thing dude.
The Dude:  whats that?
Cowboy: do you have to use so many cursewords?
The dude:  What the fuck are you talking about.

[RalphH]

Evolution:

[Harry has just had an alien removed rectally]
Dr. Allison Reed: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?
Harry Block: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please.
Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor?
Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

[Dirc]

Daniel Craig in "SKYFALL" (die nog uit moet komen )

Everyone needs a hobby. What's yours?
-RESURRECTION

[VTEC_genieter]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!


Uit de film Jerry McGuire   

[Nahpets]

Showtime.

The 5th element

[Ronin79]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Nog eentje:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties .... are over

Kan het niet laten: 

GSgt. Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we got here a f*cking comedian. Well I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck sister. (stomp). You little scumbag.   

Een van mijn favoriete karakters ooit in een film: Sergeant Gunnery Hartman .. Full Metal Jacket.

Jaren geleden ooit een keer een website geprobeerd te maken, waar tekeningen instonden wat ik met Bryce had gemaakt.
In de site had ik Wav. files verwerkt van deze film.
Mijn moeder opende die pagina, klikte op wat fotootjes  ........... heerlijk toch 

[jowi]

Dan moet jij de Lock'n Load serie op History Channel ook wel waarderen denk ik, briljant hoe R. Lee Ermey daar af en toe tekeer gaat met vijandige meloenen

[VlisChris]

Victim: "How would it feel of I take of the mask?"
Villain: "It would be extremely painfull.."
Victim: "But you're a big guy.."
Villain: "For you!"

Die was best geniaal ja.

[jowi]

Zojuist in een aflevering van My Name Is Earl : "I have a problem leaving women. I guess my grandmother breast fed me too long"

[Ronin79]

Dat gaan we even opzoeken

[jowi]

Zit in deze: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031443/